Bite me!

(Okay, I'll admit half the reason for the post is that I think the title is cute)

Lately, for some reason, I have found myself responding to this comment, "If you insist..." or "Where would you like?"

If I'm not careful, some of you might already think I have a biting fetish.  Since, after all, I warn the #wineparty virgins that we don't bite... hard.

And clearly, verbally, I do seem to have a biting fetish. 

Hmm....

Mostly I like the reaction.  And to turn around a hostile upset moment into a playful teasing one.  I like the laugh, the smile.  But one day, someone will point some place nice, and say, "Here..."

.. and then, my friends, all bets may be off.

In the meantime, bite me!